I wake up in the morning,
I brush my teeth with facial cleanser,
I wash my face with toothpaste,
I listen to KT Tunstall - Black horse and the cherry tree.
I got 3 big big big big pimples on my forehead and I just dont care,
I read all my 1039 bulkmail and i ignore all my job,
and i really enjoy reading my bulkmail:
Ween, enhance your penis.
Ween, we know you are single!
Ween, be champion in your bedroom.
Ween, your kids need your attention.
Ween, Ween, Ween,,,
What else?